Марк Лейднер. Романтические комедии 3

He is the ocean and she is the sea.

He knows where a rare ore is and she
knows metallurgy. 

He said a curse word when he was in space, 
and she was at mission control and overhead 
him to his supperriors, after which he was 
not to be allowed back into space. 

He's trying to solve the Middle East conflict, 
but she keeps stirring up trouble 
in the Middle East. 

He's on an important fact-finding mission 
for the U.N and she shits facts. 

They are only two deer in the world 
who can walk upright on their hind legs 
and speak proper English in British accent, 
and their favorite activity is debating 
the superiority of Copernican models 
of the solar system over the alternate models. 

She is t-shirt ull of eggs and he is an begg
accidentally blown out of a lake by a strong 
wind.

He is expanding an she is shrinking. 

It is her second day at Ruby Tuesday 's 
and he was worked there for five years.

He lied to her and she splattered paint 
all over his car except she made the paint 
the exact same color as his car to express 
the complexity of her anger but he didn't get it.

She is naturally thin an he has to work at it.